
Ok
here's a real sixties story. You know what they say about the sixties, if
you can
remember them you weren't there. Well I was there and for 33 years I didn't
know if I
really remembered this event or if was just a hallucination.
New
Year's Eve between 1968 and 1969 I went to the Shrine Auditorium to see POGO
(later
to be renamed POCO because Walt Kelley, creator of the Pogo comics, sued them),
LEE
MICHAELS & FROSTY, and the headliners CANNED HEAT. The people on the floor
of the
Shrine were packed like sardines. It was so hot and there was so much smoke
that
people were fainting to the floor around me.
At
the stroke of midnight Canned Heat took the stage. I was there because I loved
the
Blind Owl. I was just learning to play harmonica and he was my man! I had
a good
spot near the stage, close enough to see everybody well, Alan "Blind
Owl" Wilson, Henry
"Sunflower" Vestine, Larry "The Mole" Taylor, "Fito"
De La Parra. But where was Bob
"The Bear" Hite? Just then the big front doors to the Shrine swung
open and there was
The Bear! He was riding high on the back of a baby elephant! And he plowed
that
elephant right through the packed crowd! As he got closer to the stage I could
see
that the baby elephant was painted day-glo purple with psychedelic slogans
and
designs!(Just like in that Peter Sellers movie "The Party") And
both the elephant and
The Bear were wearing nothing but matching diapers that had 69 painted on
their butts!
The Bear rode that elephant right up to the front of the stage, hopped off
and started
the "Fried Hockey Boogie". The crowd went nuts!
Years
passed and I started to doubt I ever saw that elephant. I'd taken a bus to
the
concert alone and hitchhiked home (hitchhiking was still a common and safe
mode of
transportation for 14 year old boys in 1968) and my friends just thought I
was trippin
when I tried to convince them of what I'd seen.
But
then last year I bought a book called "Livin The Blues" the Canned
Heat Story by
Fito De La Parra. My heart skipped a beat when there, in the middle of the
book, was
a photo of the legendary purple elephant in the middle of the Shrine and I
could even
see myself in the crowd! Instant validation after all these years!
They
sure couldn't get away with anything like that in a concert today! The animal
rights people and the liability lawyers and insurance companies would have
a shitfit!
But back then, according to the book, the biggest hurdle was just convincing
the Bear
to get up on the elephant! He had no idea that their manager had arranged
the stunt!
So that's my story. And don't forget to boogie!
By Jazmaan