DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME;

I LOVE PARIS IN THE SPRING (not Winter and certainly NOT on my TV)

Paris Cabbagepatchin

so there i was, having this conversation with a friend of mine on whether Paris
Hilton was simply a cute, frolicking rich girl who just wanted to get drunk,
have fun and shag anything breathing OR was she just another blonde skank with
no talent who was will to do anything to get on tv, when i noticed the
Bushmills had disappeared from my glass. so i went for a refill and gave it
some thought.

now don't get me wrong; i can appreciate a shallow, daft tramp as much as the
next guy..as far as entertainment goes...but what kind of message are we
sending to our children...(yes, the CHILDREN, as Jacko would say)...when we put
spent pieces of jet trash like Paris Hilton on her own show? one can only
wonder what that does to our society...

Paris Skankin to the Beat

Paris has a reputation for getting out of her Gard after a few, ahem, DRINKS,
as the photos will attest to. As a matter of fact, there are over 5,000 Paris
Hilton porn sites that feature the Porn movie she (accidently?) did with Rick
Solomon (hey, i had to research it, OK?) so my question is, who gave the green
light to put that little heifer on the telly? but my friend (who shall remain
nameless) thinks that the show is cool and that maybe i am being a bit too
serious about it.

Paris With The Girls

But whats wrong with a little caution? I mean, we are talking about a woman
who gets out of LIMOs like baseball players sit in the dugout - sans g-string -
and then smiles for the camera! I dunno, either shes actually smart (my
friends opinion) or shes really dumb (my opinion) or shes really confused (very
possible) or shes on drugs (getting warm) or possibly all-the-above
(Bingo)...its so hard to say. i mean, there are people suffering all over the
world and here i am writing about some ditsy woman living off Daddys money.

well the good news in all this is i should receive my IM ALAN PARDRIDGE dvd any
day now and Josiah (the curly haired bloke from the 1st annual CANTEBURY
SANGRIA HOOTENANNY) says he can burn me VCDs of both series 1 & 2 of BO
SELECTA....i said can i get a reeeeeeeeeeeeeewind!!!!!!!! Speaking of
Cantebury, dont count it out just yet. there may be another one in 2004 after
all. no one will know though till summer. but if there is one, we will most
certainly have to have part 2 of the Sangria Jam Sessions....and on that
note....no saying f*ck or bugg*r!

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